#chaosu

“… This morning, the president will be visiting the local Catholic University, where he’s expected to announce…”

“…this president. The man refuses to hear the people’s voice, people want change and he will not step aside to allow new blood...”

“… Three shots to the chest. Early reports are sketchy at best, no official word has been issued…”

“@chuckthedude: …fuk, they killed em, army taking over, closing exits HELP! #deadprez #chaosu”

“… people waking up to the news, our nation has lost its leader, elected to office five years ago…”

“…57 year old economist. His rapid rise to power, from an unknown minister quickly relegated by former president…”

“…young man status update said, quote: …people are running crazy, the president IS DEAD, theyre closing the gates, guys w rifles herding us… ”

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“…has been issued, I repeat, a media blackout has been ordered by the government. In 5 minutes, al local channels will connect to the state run channels…”

“… from the presidential residence. The president’s personal physician issued the following statement: the patient remains in stable condition… to the chest and superficial damage to the cranium… on the road to full recovery…”

“…@dailyextra: the president has been shot. Confirmation is pending, but he has been DECLARED DEAD by medical personnel onsite #chaosu, #presidentdead… ”

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“… INTERNET CONNECTION NOT AVAILABLE…”

“…is stable. Previous reports by local networks have been incorrect as the president’s secretary has issued an official communication assuring the president is in stable condition contrary to earlier reports. We repeat…”

“…@jhnybee: plz help us!! Guardz tking al phones and hldng ppl in adtorim #chaosu…”

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“…im srry mom. I dnt knw wtf is hapnin, army stuk us in the adtorium. I love u…”

“.. continue to control the area. A Martial law has been imposed and all citizens are required to stay indoors…”

“… online video. It has been uploaded to YouTube and it shows the president being shot, around the 5^th minute we can clearly see the military executing university students. The media blackout…”

“…due to conflicting reports. And in other news, the nationwide internet blackout has been temporarily solved by the Ministry of Telecommunications, but atrial service to many sites still persists…”

“… INTERNET CONNECTION NOT AVAILABLE…”